Toilet Paper Art

Lately, I've been challenging myself to adopt a real "use what you have" philosophy.  I'm shopping in the pantry for recipe ideas, and using up food before it goes bad by making (sometimes quite strange) freezer meals. Same goes for projects around the house. Wherever possible, I've been trying to draw inspiration from materials or leftovers I already have lying around.  Which brings me to...

HOW TO MAKE TOILET PAPER ROLLS ON THE WALL SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE

Step 1: Make some coffee, fold up a blanket, and go sit on the floor in the craft room because even though there are plenty of work surfaces elsewhere in the house, the craft room is meant for crafting damnit.  With or without furniture.

Squish some toilet paper rolls flat, and cut them into equal(ish) width strips.

Alternatively/additionally, cut a roll lengthwise and then into strips and curl them around a pencil to make swirls.

Step 2: Make a basic frame from plain 0.75"x0.75" wood (less than $2) or wait 3 - 4 weeks for Husband to do it for you.

 Step 3: Arrange the petals and swirls inside the frame however you wish.  Be sure to have plenty of points of contact with the frame itself, as this is the only support for the TP rolls once they are vertical. Hot glue it all together.

Step 4: Spray prime and paint.  I used what I already had (since that was the point), and primed them with basic white, and finished with Rustoleum's Oil Rubbed Bronze metallic spray paint.  It took a good number of thin coats to get every surface covered.

Step 5: Hang!  I used the simplest push-in picture hangers I could find (they look like these but without the separate nails).  I know they appear to be hanging at different heights in the picture below, but I promise, they aren't.

This project was so cheap it almost doesn't even matter how they turned out. Regardless, I think they're pretty cute. Who knew TP was so multipurpose?!

Pre-Paris

Well, I have made my peace with the weather forecast for our big trip.  Apparently Paris in the Spring = Paris in the rain. Depending on your attitude, that could sound miserable or magical and I've decided to look at it positively. I treated myself to a super cute raincoat, and picked up some super cheap shoes that can get ruined in Paris puddles all week and I won't have to worry about it.

I'm am literally the world's most dramatic packer. Today I must have had an out of body experience though, because I picked out and tried on all my clothes for the trip without a single meltdown, whine, or crying-fit. Maybe the key was that I went shopping immediately before packing, so I couldn't even think about having an "I have no clothes!" tantrum. This isn't to say that there won't be some last minute freaking out. I haven't even gone near a suitcase yet, let alone thought about toiletries or other miscellanei (hey, apparently that IS a word!) Anyway, regardless, this is a packing victory for me.

In no particular order, I can't wait for:

WORLD-CLASS MACARONS AT LADUREE

LADUREE Paris

EPIC SIGHTSEEING

wikipedia

STREET MARKETS

Rue Montorgueil

MY EXTRA CAMERA BATTERY (to avoid a repeat of that tearful moment at the Vatican)

Amazon

We may never come home...

5 Springtime Loves

1. Gap 1969 skimmer legging jeans
I almost can't rationally describe how much I adore these pants.  The colored jeans trend intrigued me the first time I heard about it and, in my eyes, Gap has been seriously finding itself again after many years of weirdness.  When I finally got to try these jeans on, almost every size was already sold out, and this highlighter yellow was the only color left that fit.  I bought them.  Don't ask me where I'm going to wear them.  I don't care.  I've since bought them in green as well, and searched the entire metropolitan area looking for the black ones.

Gap

2. IKEA's 3D kitchen design tool

I have no business daydreaming about renovating our kitchen, but somehow still spent 2 hours this past weekend inputing our measurements and picking cabinets and countertops.  This is seriously good stuff.  You can design in floorplan and 3D modes, and rotate and zoom to your heart's content. There is something ridiculously exciting about being about to edit your actual kitchen layout with the doors/windows/walls where they actually are.

screenshot from IKEA

3.  Breakfast/Afternoon snack/Dinner when Husband isn't home

My love-affair with greek yogurt is going strong.  I think I've sampled just about every brand, and Fage 0% is unquestionably unbeatable in my mind.  It's not even worth buying anything smaller than the family size anymore, and the shelf life is pretty long (not that I ever come close to letting them expire).  A sprinkle of Trader Joe's Pecan Praline granola, a drizzle of Berry Cream of Balsamic, and if it's an extra special day - a few chopped strawberries.  Yes, please, thank you.

              

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4. Scramble with Friends

I never got into the Words With Friends craze.  I love my iPhone (and my friends) as much as the next guy, but I've never been a keen scrabble player.  A few weeks ago, I got sucked into Draw Something in a BIG way, and played almost constantly for a week during my vacation in California. Just as quickly as I started though, I got totally burned out on it and stopped cold turkey. Somewhere in the midst of all that, I discovered Scramble with Friends (which is basically Boggle) and we're still going strong.

5.  Herbiliciousness

Is there anything better than the smell of fresh picked basil, mint, or rosemary?  How about when the plants are $1.74 each and the limit is 20?  

Home Depot

Did I buy pretty much one of everything?  You bet.

Thanks for the excessive pesto in my future, Home Depot.

Paris > Projects

Here's the simplest explanation possible for my lack of posts lately:

I don't do anything anymore.

And here's the simplest explanation why:

!!!!!!

We (somewhat spontaneously) decided to take a trip to Paris this Spring and I now spend virtually every waking moment reading-obsessing-making lists, or jumping up and down squealing with delight. When not doing those things, I'm trying to think of house projects that don't cost any pennies (because I've already spent all of ours on airfare), and coming up short.  

Suggestions welcome.

MALM knows best

I've heard it said many times that the master bedroom is usually the last area to be addressed when decorating a home. In fact, daytime TV seems to suggest that people leave their bedrooms in awful disrepair for decades at a time, until the only possible rescue is some sort of ambush makeover show on HGTV...

Anyway, while it makes sense in theory to focus your efforts on the rooms that you and your guests will spend the most time looking at, I'm trying hard to give all of our rooms equal play-time instead.

Ever since Husband and I have lived together, we have put absolutely zero effort into the appearance of our bedroom, and that has been true since we moved in here as well.  Clothes spill out of dresser drawers with reckless abandon.  Laundry piles litter the floor. Miscellaneous junk and dust cover every workable surface. The walls are bare. The bed gets made 50% of the time (which is actually a dramatic improvement.) I'm not proud.  We bought two cheap curtain panels to cover the windows last September, and called it "decorating." Also, because of the cable outlet, the television has been at the most awkward possible angle to the bed, and sits atop a dresser roughly as old as me.

*crappy photo only included to show the awesome vintage IKEA dresser over there. #classy.

So what I'm getting at is our need for a dresser or two, right here.

I really wanted to find a used dresser on Craigslist to refinish or paint ourselves, but logistically that ended up being impractical.  We needed as much (probably more) storage space than we had with the old dressers and I had my heart set on a long, low piece that would fill the wall opposite our bed. Anything that large wouldn't have been able to fit in my car to come home, and husband was having a hard time wrapping his head around the idea of us both using the same dresser, anyway. Also, despite the freaky-warm winter we've been treated to, I knew that a major furniture rehab would have had to wait until Spring, and then probably would take weeks to complete.  I'm really not a fan of "stop-gap" purchases, so hopefully that's not what this turns out to be, but we were so sick of our bedroom looking like a college apartment....we had to take action.

To IKEA we went.
...because if anything says "I'm a grown-up", it's definitely flat-packed scandinavian particle board....

I feel like everyone in the world has at least one MALM dresser at some point in their lives, so I figure this is just our time. For an IKEA piece, they are pretty sturdy, while still being inexpensive enough that I don't feel forced to love 'em for 20 years (which is my biggest furniture-buying handicap).  They will easily be able to transition to other areas of the house in the future if we want to change things up, and I have lots of options for personalizing them...

 O'verlays! - genius.

So anyway, after a lengthy discussion in the dresser section of the store (does anyone else feel like they spend days in IKEA having very public debates with their spouse??) we bought 2 dressers.  We also picked up the glass pieces they sell pre-cut for the tops, which was 100% worthwhile.  They look so much more substantial, and should prevent dents and general wear and tear to the tops of the future.

I'm still don't know if I love the tall dresser, and wonder if maybe we should have put a shorter 3-drawer next to the long one, to make it look like one very long piece.  Oh well, they are not visible from the door to the bedroom, so it's not super overwhelming.  We wanted something taller to put the TV on, too, so it works out okay.

Here's the setup right now:

We also ran the TV cable along the baseboards and door trim using stick-on sleeve thingys (also from IKEA), and though I was nervous about it being super obvious and tacky, it turned out to be barely noticeable.  Yay.

So we still need a rug (saw the perfect one here but couldn't possibly afford the expense), a headboard (thoughts coming soon), nightstands (no winning ideas at the moment), a vanity/dressing table for the corner where the old little dresser used to be, and I just had the super exciting urge to paint something on the pocket door to the bathroom!!  Husband is skeptical about that last one, but he would only see it when the door is closed because someone (me) is in the bathroom, and it's just paint, and whatever-I-don't-care-I'm-doing-it-anyway.

Blinded by the Light

Last weekend, we had $30 to burn at Home Depot thanks to a leftover secret santa gift from Christmas. We used it to buy blinds for the dining room.

We chose the 2" White Faux Wood Blinds from Home Depot because we have some similar in the den, and we dig 'em.  They had two different lengths (both longer than our windows and would need to be shortened), but only the longer one had the breakaway cord feature that reduces the cord-strangulation hazard.  I really don't understand why the shorter blinds don't have this, and it really annoyed me to have to spend the extra money on the longer ones, just to throw away more unused slats...but we just couldn't justify not having the safety feature.

Now that they are installed, I can't imagine how we lived without them for 6 months!  As soon as it gets dark, I can completely cover the windows all around the living room & dining room now and it feels so cozy!

The only thing left to do on the windows is to make some kind of valance with this fabric that I picked up on clearance at the same time as the chair cushion fabric.  I love it, and I wish there would've been enough to make curtains (because virtually every valance pattern I've seen so far is entirely too reminiscent of the early '90s), but we'll figure something out.

Thanks Santa!

Coming up this Winter

While the weather outside is frightful, we're hoping to take advantage of being stuck inside and  get some projects checked off the - metaphorical - list.

1. Finish Moving In

I didn't go around and count, but I'm pretty sure we have between 10 and 15 boxes still in the state the moving guys left them. I have no idea what is inside most of them, or where we're going to put it, but my goal is to finish unpacking before we have to mow the lawn for the first time this summer.

2. Basement

Right now, the situation in the basement is pretty terrifying.  I consciously try not to look around when I go down there (briefly) to do laundry.  While we're no where near being able to afford the remodel we're eventually planning, hopefully some time with a garbage bag and a paint brush will help smooth things over for a while.

3. Pillow Problems

Every night, we wage a war with our pillows constantly falling off the head of the bed, and nothing frustrates me more than unregulated pillows. I want to make an upholstered headboard to stop the pillow-suicides, and also act as a focal point in the room. We still haven't agreed on what shape/style it should be, and which fabric we should use. I also don't know how we will get the required sheet of plywood home...so clearly, this idea is still in its earliest stages.

4. Privacy Please!

There is an appalling lack of window treatments downstairs at the moment, and I'm procrastinating because of some iffy decisions I've made on the curtain front so far - but something really needs to be done about the naked dining room and kitchen windows.

5. 6-Panels

Now that Husband is a door-replacing pro, he can feel free to replace the ones in the hallway upstairs at any point... :) I don't really have much vote in when this happens, so it may not this year at all.  At least we know it's something we already have the experience/skills to do, and that's unusually comforting.

6. Craftiness

This might make me sound a bit spoiled, but I am tired of crafting. on. the floor. Need me some craft room furniture!! 

7. Save, Save, Save

Lastly, and of highest priority, I've mentioned before that we're hoping to replace our upstairs windows and sliding glass door before the summer if possible. This is undoubtedly going to set us back quite a bit, but we feel like it's an important investment in our house, and our utility bills! 

And because this is an otherwise boring, picture-free post, here's a quick one of my handsome man...